"So I told him, I'll carry this weapon whenever I feel like it - and you'll never know.  Heh, that shut him right up."

"The other two are still closed but they reopened this one.  You know it fell almost 3 floors?  That guy is still in the hospital."

"It's not the explosive kind, but it's just as unpleasant.  I hope the meds he gave me work this time..."

"Look at you, out on bail already.  Think those charges will stick this time?"